"We have shopped here for years and even since moving out of the area are regular customers of Scandals, either ordering from them online or making the trip to visit their store. The service is second to none, the quality and range of their products are fantastic and the team are so friendly. We can not recommend Scandals enough."
Santa Mankini with Antler Jingle Bells Bracelets from £16.99
Santa Mankini with Antler Jingle Bells Bracelets The perfect one-and-done holiday look! Rock the festive vibes with a jingle-filled Santa Mankini and stylish antler accessories. You'll be sure to be the life of any Yuletide celebration!
Scandals Santa Christmas Thong £6.99
Show some and festive spirit with the Santa Christmas Thong Make a statement and add some spark to your festivities !Let your adventurous spirit out and feel jolly this season!
I fucking love you, Gift Bag £5.99
Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!
Penis, Gift Bag £5.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Glitter Penis, Gift Bag £5.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Gliterrati Penis Cocktail straws £5.99
Our 5-inch paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a non-shedding glittery penis applique. Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze) is made of high-quality materials and is on-trend for the bachelorette season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins, and more!
Inlfatable Willy £14.99
20 inches! Sucker base Wristband This head-turning inflatable willy is guaranteed to add a little fun to any get together – especially a Hen Night! This inflatable is 52cm in length and even comes with a handy wristband and a sucker on the base, so that this inflatable willy can sit proudly upright on any hard surface.  
Dick and Balls Hat - Adult Novelty Cap with Plush Penis and Testicles £14.99
Welcome to a realm of sophistication and whimsy with our extraordinary Dick and Balls Hat. Elevate your headwear game with this avant-garde creation that exudes charm and playfulness. This plush cap transcends traditional boundaries, featuring a striking design with pronounced penis and testicles adorning its crown. Crafted from premium 100% polyester, it offers a luxurious feel and exceptional durability. Stand out in style: Make a bold statement with the unique and daring design of this hat. Unmatched comfort: Experience supreme comfort with the softness of the plush fabric that envelops your head. Indulge in the whimsical allure of this hand-wash-only masterpiece, requiring just a gentle touch to keep it looking pristine. The easy maintenance ensures that you can always flaunt your sartorial flair effortlessly. One size fits most, making this unmatched piece a versatile addition to your accessory collection. Perfect for a touch of whimsy at casual gatherings or as a conversation starter at social events, the Dick and Balls Hat promises to bring joy and laughter wherever you go. Embrace the unexpected, embrace the extraordinary – with the Dick and Balls Hat, every moment becomes an opportunity to showcase your unique sense of style.
Christmas Raffle Ticket £1.00
Worth £69.99 ( and many many orgasms ) be in with a chance of winning this delightful award winning little toy! The handy design of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin especially impresses newcomers to sensual solo play with its cute shape and simple use. The curved head on this pressure wave vibrator creates never-experienced-before climaxes with 11 different programs. The rechargeable batteries make it ready for any adventure. The lucky Winner will be contacted in December- just in time for Christmas! All proceeds will go towards the wonderful Terrence Higgins Trust & our staff Christmas party!  
Classified Novelty Pouches £4.99
Fun novelty gift. Men's Classified Pouches/Briefs.
Glitterati Penis, Party Napkins £9.99
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Penis Napkins will elevate your next Bachelorette party to VIP status. Our elegant two-ply, 7" paper napkins are on-trend for this wedding season and feature fun metallic stamped penises (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each package contains eight 7" penis napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Penis balloons, plates, candles and more!
Prowler RED Puppies-Roped Up Rover £29.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to! With his submissive nature bubbling up to the surface, Roped Up Rover has got himself trussed up in bondage rope and is ready for a dominant pup to take control of him! This naughty leather pup has always wanted to be tied up in rope and let others have his way with him. He’s so naughty in fact, he even prefers it when you put an eye mask on him, so he can’t see who is performing hot and horny things to him. Roped Up Rover is definitely a sub in the dog bed and is the best boy as he patiently sits by your feet, fully restrained, and ready for any other horny puppies to watch as he gets his rocks off!
Scandalous Butt Plug Candle £9.99
Ass-ure yourself of some romance with this exceptional candle. It will add a spark to your anal fantasy! This decorative candle is deliciously provocative, sexy and definitively a mood setter like no other.
Mr Limpy Medium Flesh £13.99
Great for bachelor or bachelorette parties and as a gag gift It is made of real feel SuperSkin material Soft, smooth, pliable and stretchy Completely waterproof 100 percent safe, non-toxic and phthalate free 15.5 cm (base to tip)
Boobies Cap and penis Caps £14.99
Plush cap with pronounced tits and nips on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only. One size fits most also Penis Cap available
Bondage Bearz £34.99
Meet the Bondage Bearz - each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
Dicky Water Gun £8.99
When you really want to squirt - just fill, aim and squeeze.Every Bachelorette posse needs a pecker gun for protection. This one will bring laughs and fun to everyone. The Dicky Water Gun is approx 26.cm in size.
Prowler RED Puppies-Booted Up Bandit £29.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to! Booted Up Bandit may be the kinkiest puppy in the pack! He knows what he likes and how to get the other puppers worked up into a sweat, so he leaves nothing to chance when he put on his favourite fetish gear for a round of fun in the dog bed. Booted Up Bandit arrives to the puppy party dressed in a sexy eye mask, a ball gag in his mouth, an eye-catching red harness and completes the look with horny red boots on his back paws! When Bandit wants to play, he leaves nothing to chance, and the other four-legged friends joining him are ready to get down and dirty with him!
X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations £3.99
Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special! 8 Hats 8 Balloons 8 Cups 8 7" plates 2 Sheets wrapping paper  From Little Genie 
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner £6.99
Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember. Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party Add a special touch to the bachelorette party Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party Will show your true feelings about the party Great inexpensive way to add additional flair
Anus Soap £11.99
This anus always smells great, and will make you smell great too. Cleaning yourself (or someone else) will be ultimately amusing with this anus shaped soap.
Dirty Penis Napkins £8.99
Make the party you throw a night to remember with these unique Dick Napkins! Fun and whimsical, these 2 ply napkins will make guests smile while providing a useful necessity. Soak up the mess with a side of smiles!
Ring For SEX Bell £3.99
One ring for Ready Now! Two Rings for Be Quick! Three Rings if you're Desperate! In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,christmas and valentines. 
After Sex Soap Bar £8.99
Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!

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