We love getting feedback on our products and service, so much so that we offer a 15% Discount Code to anyone who writes a review of a product they have bought from us.

Not sure how to go about writing a review?

First of all, make sure you’ve used your product a few times to really get a sense of how well it performs for you. And remember, even if you didn’t like the product, we’d still appreciate a review. Customer feedback is an essential part of us deciding which products we buy in.

If you did enjoy your product, you don’t have to go into explicit details! Keep the dirty talk in the bedroom. Just let us know what you liked most, and why you liked it. Try and get as much information across as possible for other customers: aim for around 50-150 words and break it up into paragraphs to make it easy to read. And remember, it’s your opinion we’re after. Try not to repeat information that’s already in the product descriptions. You’re the star here, and it’s yourthoughts that we want to read.

Also, if you came into store to purchase your item- or interacted with us via our online chat, social media or email- please let us know how you found our customer service. The Scandals team pride ourselves on being available as a brick and mortar store, and being able to transfer that care and attention into our online presence. We are always striving to improve and make our customers as happy as possible, so let us know what you thought!

Some ideas of information to include in your review would be:

  • What did you think of the material and texture? Did it feel soft/hard/luxurious/squishy?

  • How powerful was it? What kind of vibrations did it have- buzzy, surface level? Or more of a deep rumble? What was your favourite vibration pattern?

  • Did it do what it was supposed to? Did it ‘hit all the right spots’?

  • If it was wearable, how was the fit?

  • If you bought it in store, how was your visit?

  • Most importantly… did you have fun? Tell us how it made you feel! Emotionally and physically.

Here’s an example review for you:

Sinful Black Ball Gag

As a vegan I find it hard to find leather alternatives that still look luxurious when it comes to BDSM gear. This ball gag is exactly what I’ve been looking for. It’s vinyl strap looks far more expensive than it actually is, and that shiny black effect is really sexy paired with latex.

The breathing holes make it more comfortable to use than solid ball gags, and this also makes it nice and light. Though, if you suffer from jaw ache then I would maybe try a smaller ball gag or only keep this one on for a short period of time, because it’s pretty sizeable.

Also, if you have long hair I’d definitely recommend tying it up. Though a bit of hair pulling never goes amiss!

Based on 317 reviews
The Joys of the Scandals' Unisex G-Spot & P-Spot Massager

The best toy I've had in a long time - it twirls!
What with the twirling & the various speeds & settings it really is very effective at getting to just the right spot. The orgasms have been quite something.
I'm sure my man will say the same when we use it on, or should I say in, him. He'll just have to wait until lockdown 3 ends or I might just let him borrow it.
It is rechargeable so make sure you protect the charging port while you're having fun with it.


First one was ok, perhaps not enough water taken with it.
Second one with plenty of water was amazing. Taken six hours before I needed it strength, size and stamina were so good. The following morning was even better.
Have been disappointed in Cialis recently. Will stick with Vectra.

Dream girls queen size lace garter dress

I was very impressed with the discrete and friendly service from all at Scandals Liverpool branch, and my partner and I were delighted with the quality and fit of the Queen size lace garter dress. I bought it as an Xmas present but my partner found it and gave me a pre Xmas surprise!!

Addendum 3" Vibrating Penis Extender

Unbelievable vibration speed excellent


Excellent service and collection was made easy. Fun can continue during lockdown!

Dong Juan Dildo

Gone down like a storm


Never fails
Highly reccomend

Super Dragon Delay Spray 6000
Very good product, I have been using it for years

Very good product, I have been using it for years

The Stuff

Its quite large but after you get it confortable its one of the best purchases i have made in a while, 10/10 would recomend.

Works as they say!

Great product will buy again.


Took as instructed on packet and outcome was excellent

Best one we have tried!

We have tried a lot of different lubes and this is by far the best. It doesn’t dry up as it is silicone based and not water based


Have problems with premature ejaculation and 50 mins later we're still going strong with still wood to carry on! Definitely the best purchase. Taking a break in between so thought I'd write the review. Definitely purchase. And Definitely keep water by your bed ;)

Sinner Gear Silicone Dilator Set
Customer service

Great customer service. They listened to your questions and really helped

G-Girl Style Realistic Dong with Scrotum 8"
G-girl style realistic 8”dong

Very pleased with this product scandals supplied me Excellent quality and feel from the tip of it to the actual feel of it aswell really hit the spot if you know what I mean

From the moment I ordered it the service and the the actual delivery of the product was second to none I will not hesitate to order again fantastic service by the team thanks again

Intimate Intruder Anal Multispeed Reversible Vibrator
Bum extasy.

Just right for my partner she loves a bum tickle , excellent addition to our love making.

Dong Juan Dildo
All change!!!!

Wife says its great. She's thrown me out now. No longer needed. Homeless.

Bum extasy.

Excellent toy hits the spot in me and my partner, good clean fun guaranteed every night.

Jock the Sock Masturbator- USE CODE JOCK10 for £10 off
Jock the sock

Not for me, at 10mm diameter the 'easy insertion hole' was anything but, even when lubed.

Solid Stainless Steel Male Chastity Cage
Solid steel chastity device

Excellent product.. top quality.. so horny whilst wearing it.. great price too

Silver metal butt plug

Excellent.. fits amazingly and very easy to clean..

Will be getting bigger one soon

Herbal tablets

Great product natural.