[Yes, that meme is an accurate depiction of me right now.]
Anyway, this got me thinking about other alternative uses for sex toys, so I thought I'd put some together for you.
Working in an adult store, you tend to see two prominent types of visitors. Either the incredibly nervous please don't speak to me I just need to get out of here as soon as possible kind. Or those who swing the other way, coming off as boisterous and crude in an attempt to prove they're not scared. However, let's face it, we all know they're only acting that way because they feel awkward.
But there's no need to feel this way! Of course, feeling out of place and like your lost is a natural reaction thanks to our sex-shame culture. But in Scandals you don't ever have to be ashamed, so here are some tips on how to make the most of your experience when visiting our stores.