Warning: This is a novelty item only. It is not intended to be used as a birth control device nor will it protect from STIs or HIV.

Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special! 8 Hats 8 Balloons 8 Cups 8 7" plates 2 Sheets wrapping paper  From Little Genie 

*Batteries not included

Show some and festive spirit with the Santa Christmas Thong Make a statement and add some spark to your festivities !Let your adventurous spirit out and feel jolly this season!

In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,Christmas and valentines. 

Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to! With his submissive nature bubbling up to the surface, Roped Up Rover has got himself trussed up in bondage rope and is ready for a dominant pup to take control of him! This naughty leather pup has always wanted to be tied up in rope and let others have his way with him. He’s so naughty in fact, he even prefers it when you put an eye mask on him, so he can’t see who is performing hot and horny things to him. Roped Up Rover is definitely a sub in the dog bed and is the best boy as he patiently sits by your feet, fully restrained, and ready for any other horny puppies to watch as he gets his rocks off!

Show off your Pride as soon as you start your day with a hot cup of coffee or tea. This mug will reinvigorate you as it pays tribute to the LGTBQIA+ community with all the vibrant shades of the rainbow representing different sexual identities. Also featuring the popular Prowler logo and paw print, this mug is sure to bring a sexy smile to your face when you see it in your cupboard. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Start your day off with a fun, playful reminder of your kinky side. Featuring the Prowler RED logo in its bold red color along with the signature paw print, this mug stands out with its black brick background that elicits kinky fantasies in its own nondescript way. You’ll be ready to take on your most grueling daily tasks and dominate the day every day of the week with this power mug. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Each shooter holds approximately 3.5 oz. and comes packaged in a vibrantly colored 12-pack display. Our standard display comes with our three most popular colors: blue, pink, and purple.

The MUFF Diving Watch is for the original professional with its distinct deep black textured dial and luminous hands this watch is not for the faint hearted. The Black and Blue MUFF watch has a high endurance soft black rubber strap, a uni-directional rotating bezel, a date window and a screw down crown for water-resistance to 10atms (330ft) The weight of the solid stainless steel head combined with the soft rubber strap gives MUFF Diving a new meaning; wear it if you dare Colour: Black & Blue 

Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!

Make sure that everyone knows that there is a Hen Party is progress with these 2 fun 'L' plate with a cord to hang them. Maybe someone will even treat the Hen and the rest of her entourage to a drink.

Elevate your award-giving game with the extraordinary Golden F-U Finger Trophy, exquisitely crafted by Little Genie. This striking trophy combines humour with elegance, making it the ideal gift for those who excel in wit and character. Whether you are celebrating a friend’s snarky comments, recognising a colleague’s playful sarcasm, or simply acknowledging someone who has mastered the art of sass, this trophy is sure to make a statement. Designed with attention to detail, the Golden F-U Finger Trophy stands tall, gleaming in a radiant gold finish. Its unique design not only adds a touch of luxury but also makes it an excellent conversation starter. This trophy is perfect for display on shelves, desks, or cabinets, adding personality and charm to any space. Unique Design: The trophy features an iconic golden finger salute, symbolising cheeky humour and playful banter. High-Quality Craftsmanship: Made with premium materials, this trophy is built to last and shine brilliantly for years. Show your appreciation for those who give you a good laugh or the ultimate side-eye. The Golden F-U Finger Trophy is more than just an award; it’s a celebration of personality and boldness. Present it during events, parties, or even as a light-hearted gesture among friends. It’s the perfect layer of sass for any occasion. Don’t miss the chance to honour your favourite F-U-per with this one-of-a-kind trophy. With its blend of luxury and humour, it’s the ideal gift for birthdays, promotions, or simply because you feel like celebrating a true character.

Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Penis Napkins will elevate your next Bachelorette party to VIP status. Our elegant two-ply, 7" paper napkins are on-trend for this wedding season and feature fun metallic stamped penises (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each package contains eight 7" penis napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Penis balloons, plates, candles and more!

Make your special occasion sparkle and shine with the Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! This gorgeous balloon features a stunning rose gold color that will add a touch of sophistication and glam to any celebration. Whether you're throwing a bridal shower or a birthday party, this sparkly rose gold balloon will add the perfect amount of bling! 💎

Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪

Our 5-inch paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a non-shedding glittery penis applique. Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze) is made of high-quality materials and is on-trend for the bachelorette season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins, and more!

Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪

Make the party you throw a night to remember with these unique Dick Napkins! Fun and whimsical, these 2 ply napkins will make guests smile while providing a useful necessity. Soak up the mess with a side of smiles!

Don't just settle for ordinary! Give your chest the royal treatment with our Boob Plate! With its luxurious design and intricate pattern, it'll be the talk of the town! Put the 'boom' in your look with our Boob Plate!

Introducing the ultimate way to immortalise your intimate moments with the Clone-A-Willy Vibrating Penis Moulding Kit. This innovative at-home kit allows you to create a lifelike silicone replica of your partner's penis, capturing every exquisite detail for personal enjoyment or to enhance your intimate connection. The Clone-A-Willy kit offers a unique combination of pleasure and creativity. Not only does it produce an exact mould, but it also includes a high-quality vibrator, transforming your personalised creation into an exhilarating vibrating dildo. This feature makes it not just a keepsake but an essential addition to your collection of pleasure toys. This kit ensures a fun and engaging experience with its straightforward process. In just 2-3 minutes, you can create your mould, with a complete set of instructions included for ease of use. Medically tested moulding gel allows for an accurate representation of your partner, ensuring a true-to-life feel. Hand assembled in the USA with top-quality materials, providing you with a product that's safe and durable for exhilarating pleasure. Perfect as a cheeky novelty gift or a romantic surprise, the Clone-A-Willy Vibrating Penis Moulding Kit is an ideal present for birthdays, anniversaries, or simply to reignite the spark in long-distance relationships. Treat your partner or yourself to this luxurious addition to your intimate life and enjoy your very own customised vibrating dildo! Whether you're looking to enhance solo play or share intimate moments with your partner, the Clone-A-Willy kit will transform your experiences, making every moment memorable.

Fun novelty gift. Men's Classified Pouches/Briefs.

Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember. Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party Add a special touch to the bachelorette party Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party Will show your true feelings about the party Great inexpensive way to add additional flair

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter and plush luxury item: our exquisite Plush Pillow “Breasts.” This captivating piece transcends ordinary home decor, offering a unique blend of comfort and playful charm. Expertly designed for those who appreciate both whimsy and elegance, this Boob Pillow will surely enhance your living space.Crafted with 100% polyester, the Plush Pillow “Breasts” features a delightful design complete with charming pink nipples. Measuring an ample size of 24 x 37 x 19 cm, it strikes the perfect balance between aesthetic appeal and functional comfort. Whether you are lounging on your sofa, seeking a fun addition to your bedroom, or gifting it to a friend with a great sense of humour, this pillow is sure to impress.Not only does our Boob Pillow serve as a playful accessory, but it also provides a range of benefits that elevate your home decor experience: Unmatched Comfort: Its plush construction ensures that you enjoy delightful support for your neck or back while adding an element of fun to any room. Unique Design: The eye-catching appearance of this pillow effortlessly captures attention, making it a perfect topic of conversation during gatherings and parties. This plush pillow isn't just a decorative item; it’s an embodiment of comfort and creativity, making it an ideal addition to your lifestyle. Elevate your home with a piece that reflects your individuality and taste. Enjoy the luxurious feel and make your space more inviting today with the Plush Pillow “Breasts” – a pillow that is not just about comfort but also about expressing your unique personality.Don’t miss out on the chance to add this extraordinary Boob Pillow to your collection. Experience the perfect blend of comfort, design, and playful spirit that will surely charm both you and your guests!

Cuffs have easy to release lock and small connecting chain Perfect for beginners Lined with soft fur that will give you both tease and pleasure They come with a quick-release button in case you lose the key These soft, comfortable fur cuffs keep your lover constrained and looking sex

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!

Fulfil your quest and open the realm of fantasy with this perfect pleasure companion. From its smooth, soft coat to its magically engineered pulsing mouth, this small but mighty unicorn vibe has the power to create breath-taking orgasms that are out of this world. Super powerful 20 mix ‘n’ match pleasure settings Water resistant Super soft body safe silicone Deluxe dual motor

Fulfil your quest and open the realm of fantasy with this perfect pleasure companion. From its smooth, soft coat to its magically engineered pulsing mouth, this small but mighty unicorn vibe has the power to create breath-taking orgasms that are out of this world. Super powerful 20 mix ‘n’ match pleasure settings Water resistant Super soft body safe silicone Deluxe dual motor

Meet the Bondage Bearz - each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!

Indulge in a playful twist with our captivating Candy Jock Strap. This unique piece combines fashion and fun, perfect for those who enjoy adding a cheeky element to their wardrobe. Made by the renowned brand 1on1, this jockstrap is not just an accessory but an experience that enhances your intimate moments. The Candy Jock Strap is designed for comfort and excitement. With a one-size-fits-most approach, it ensures a fitting experience for various body types. The eye-catching colours and sweet theme create a visual treat that is sure to impress. Whether you’re looking to spice up a night in or surprise a special someone, this jockstrap delivers an unforgettable statement. Deliciously designed to add a fun and flirty vibe to your intimate wear collection. Crafted for comfort, ensuring you can wear it with confidence throughout the day. This Candy Jock Strap isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a playful invitation to enjoy the sweeter side of life. Imagine the laughter and joy it can bring to special occasions, be it a themed party or a romantic evening. The candy-inspired aesthetics can easily be the highlight of your playful persona, making it an excellent conversation starter. Step into the world of luxurious fun with this extraordinary candy jockstrap. Ideal for gifting or treating yourself, it’s a must-have for anyone who appreciates a blend of novelty and style. Elevate your collection today and embrace the joy that this jockstrap promises!

Introducing the Rainbow Penis Plushie, a whimsical and eye-catching addition to your home or party decor. This vibrant cushion combines playfulness with luxury, bringing a smile to anyone who sees it. With its unique design, this plushie serves not only as a charming decoration but also as a soft and comfortable companion. Crafted from high-quality cotton and polyester, the Rainbow Penis Plushie ensures superior softness and comfort. The plush material makes it perfect for cuddling, while also being a standout piece in any room. This cushion is ideal for those who appreciate a bit of cheeky decor, whether it’s for a bedroom, living space, or as a humorous gift for friends and loved ones. The plushie’s bright rainbow colours are sure to liven up any space, making it a great conversation starter. It’s an excellent choice for parties, celebrations, or simply to inject some fun into your daily routine. The versatile design means it can fit in with various themes, from quirky to playful, adding a touch of fun and colour wherever it is placed. Measuring 12 inches in length, this cushion strikes the perfect balance between being a decorative accent and a functional pillow. Plus, its compact size makes it easy to place on beds, sofas, or even on your workspace, providing a pop of colour without overwhelming your decor. 12 inch penis shaped cushion for a fun and eccentric touch. Made from soft cotton and polyester for a cosy feel. Dimensions: 12 x 4 x 5.5 inches (30 x 10 x 14 cm) for easy compatibility with various settings. Let your personality shine through with the Rainbow Penis Plushie. It’s more than just a cushion; it’s a statement piece that embodies fun, joy, and a hint of cheekiness. Elevate your home or give a gift that is sure to make people laugh and feel great.

Indulge in a whimsical touch of fun with our luxurious Penis Stuffie. This charming and playful cushion is not just an eye-catching piece of decor; it brings a sense of humour and light-heartedness to any setting. Whether you intend to bring joy to a party or simply wish to make your living space more enjoyable, this penis-shaped cushion is an ideal choice. Crafted from a soft blend of cotton and polyester, the Penis Stuffie offers delightful comfort as well. Its plush design ensures that you can snuggle with it, use it as a stylish accent in your lounge, or present it as an amusing gift that is sure to elicit laughter. The light-heartedness of this pillow makes it a fantastic conversation starter, perfect for gatherings with friends or as a cheeky addition to your home. This unique cushion measures an impressive 12 inches in length, making it a standout accessory. The Penis Stuffie is not just designed for humour; it also serves as a comfortable support when lounging or relaxing. You can easily incorporate it into your daily routine, whether for a quick nap or for entertainment during movie nights. Key features of the Penis Stuffie include: 12 inch penis-shaped cushion for a bold statement. Soft and comfy material for ultimate relaxation. Made from high-quality cotton and polyester for durability. Product dimensions: 12 x 4 x 5.5 inches / 30 x 10 x 14 cm. Elevate your decor with the fun and playful Penis Stuffie today. Not only is it a unique piece of art, but it also brings joy and laughter into your home. Experience the perfect blend of whimsy and luxury with this extraordinary cushion.

Light up your senses with the whimsical charm of our Rainbow Burning Love Anus Candles. These uniquely designed candles are not just an accessory; they are a statement piece that will brighten up any space with playful elegance. Celebrate love and creativity with these audacious candles that are sure to be a talking point at any gathering. Each anus candle is crafted with quality and care, providing an enchanting glow while filling your room with delightful fragrances. The vibrant rainbow colours add a touch of fun, making them perfect for romantic evenings or festive celebrations. Whether you’re looking to spice up your home décor or seeking a quirky gift, these candles check all the boxes. What sets these anus candles apart is not just their appearance but also their luxurious scents. Indulge in the aromas of Passion Fruit, Pina Colada, French Rouge, Egyptian Musk, Midnight Blue, and refreshing Mint Oil. Each scent is thoughtfully blended to create a serene atmosphere, promoting relaxation and connection with loved ones. Transform the ambiance of your space while keeping the mood light-hearted with our Rainbow Burning Love Anus Candles. These candles are perfect for creating a romantic setting or simply adding a touch of personality to your home. They are designed for both function and flair, ensuring that every occasion is lit with joy. 6 intricately designed anus-shaped candles. Vibrant rainbow colours that stand out in any setting. Aromatic scents: Passion Fruit, Pina Colada, French Rouge, Egyptian Musk, Midnight Blue, Mint Oil. Elevate your candle experience with our Rainbow Burning Love Anus Candles. Order now and let your space shine with love and laughter.

Traditional British made buttery shortbread biscuits, perfect with a cup of tea! Contains Milk and Wheat

Test your poker face with this hilarious celebrity inflatable sheep! Introducing Lady Bah Bah, the farmyard, blow-up counterpart to the famous singing starlet Lady Ga Ga. Boasting a sexy hourglass figure of 42-24-36 (length-hips-height), she has the look of a true star! Sporting a rear entry ‘love zone’ opening, a presented posture leaning slightly forward, and long handle like ears for a better grip (32 cm ear to ear), the worried look across her face shows a sign of things to come! The perfect stag, hen, bachelor and bachelorette party gag gift, she’s sure to have you bleating with laughter before the night is through.

Introducing the unique and playful "duck with a dick"—the perfect addition to your bathtime adventures. This isn't just any ordinary rubber duck; it's designed to bring a smile and a touch of cheeky fun to your bathing experience. This delightful bath companion may appear innocent at first glance, gliding gracefully across the water's surface. However, upon closer inspection, you'll discover this quirky duck reveals a playful secret that will keep you entertained and lighten your mood during every wash. Why settle for a plain old rubber duck when you can own something that adds a twist to your relaxation? Guests will be amused, and conversations will spark when they encounter this cheeky bath buddy in your tub! Cheeky Humour: Perfect for adding a sense of fun and whimsy to your bathing routine. Unique Gift Idea: An ideal novelty gift for friends or loved ones who enjoy a good laugh in the bathroom! This duck with a dick is not only a conversation starter but also an excellent way to brighten up your bath experience. Whether you're relaxing after a long day or enjoying a fun bubble bath with friends, this playful accessory will always steal the show. Made from high-quality rubber, this bath toy is safe and durable, ensuring it lasts through many splashes and frolics. It's easy to clean, so you can maintain its playful look without any fuss. Elevate your baths from the mundane to the extraordinary with this uniquely entertaining duck. Make ‘bathtime fun’ a reality with your own quirky rubber duck that adds laughter and light-heartedness to every bathing session!