X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations
£3.33
Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special!
8 Hats
8 Balloons
8 Cups
8 7" plates
2 Sheets wrapping paper
From Little Genie
Wanking Lube (500ml)
£17.49
There is always a happy ending after several ups-and-downs. S-Line lube is a water-based lubricant. Suitable for use with latex condoms. Dermatologically tested, fat-free, colourless, odourless and tasteless. Directions for use: Apply as much gel as you want on the body part that you want and repeat as often as you like. Keep out of reach of little children. Store in a cool, dark place.
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Unihorn Mount'n Peak
£33.33
£37.50
When it comes to pleasure, everyone has their own individual pleasure peak, and this heavenly vibe is sure to find yours. From its sensuous soft body and pointy tongue to its deliciously swirling tongue, this enchanting steed has everything you need to take you from teasing to thrilling in just a few buttons.
Super powerful
20 mix ‘n’ match pleasure settings
Water resistant
Super soft body safe silicone
Deluxe dual motor
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Unihorn Heart Throb
£33.33
£37.50
Fulfil your quest and open the realm of fantasy with this perfect pleasure companion. From its smooth, soft coat to its magically engineered pulsing mouth, this small but mighty unicorn vibe has the power to create breath-taking orgasms that are out of this world.
Super powerful
20 mix ‘n’ match pleasure settings
Water resistant
Super soft body safe silicone
Deluxe dual motor
Titty Soap
£9.16
Getting your TITS out, has never been so appreciated. This firm breast is ready to be wet, lathered up and rubbed all over your body! You'll be washing those dirty thoughts away when you buy 2 and get your hands on a pair of pert puppies. Now you can stare at boobies all day long, without making a TIT of yourself! You will never be left TITS up with this lifelike, beautifully crafted, SOAP BOOB that will leave you with that fresh clean, tingly feel. Don't get TIT for TAT with the S-LINE TITTY SOAP!
Slide Your Poll In My Hole . Water Based Lube
£17.49
Hard poles in wet holes, a perfect pair. Anal sex can be a daunting experience for some, but with S-Line Anal Lube the experience just got a whole lot better. Just apply enough gel for sufficient lubrication and experience a tingly numbing sensation that will have your anus relaxed in no time. Please store in a cool, dark place. Keep out of reach of children.
Scandals Santa Christmas Thong
£5.83
Show some and festive spirit with the Santa Christmas Thong Make a statement and add some spark to your festivities !Let your adventurous spirit out and feel jolly this season!
Scandalous Butt Plug Candle
£8.33
Ass-ure yourself of some romance with this exceptional candle. It will add a spark to your anal fantasy! This decorative candle is deliciously provocative, sexy and definitively a mood setter like no other.
Santa Mankini with Antler Jingle Bells Bracelets
from £14.16
Santa Mankini with Antler Jingle Bells Bracelets The perfect one-and-done holiday look! Rock the festive vibes with a jingle-filled Santa Mankini and stylish antler accessories. You'll be sure to be the life of any Yuletide celebration!
Ring For SEX Bell
£3.33
One ring for Ready Now!
Two Rings for Be Quick!
Three Rings if you're Desperate!
In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way!
This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,christmas and valentines.
Ring for Quickie Bell
£3.33
In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way!
This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,Christmas and valentines.
Prowler RED Puppies-Roped Up Rover
£24.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
With his submissive nature bubbling up to the surface, Roped Up Rover has got himself trussed up in bondage rope and is ready for a dominant pup to take control of him! This naughty leather pup has always wanted to be tied up in rope and let others have his way with him. He’s so naughty in fact, he even prefers it when you put an eye mask on him, so he can’t see who is performing hot and horny things to him. Roped Up Rover is definitely a sub in the dog bed and is the best boy as he patiently sits by your feet, fully restrained, and ready for any other horny puppies to watch as he gets his rocks off!
Prowler RED Puppies-Captain Chains
£24.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
Captain Chains is fully kitted out and ready for some BDSM action! This horny little pup knows what he wants and needs to get him panting and drooling in his secret sex kennel, so he’s dug out his finest fetish accessories and is ready to play! Captain Chains loves when he is collared and cuffed, along with his trusty sturdy chains attached to them, so he is ready for those feral puppies to come and ravage him. He also likes to complete his sexy outfit with an eye mask to let the hounds know he is raring to go and start playing!
Prowler RED Puppies-Booted Up Bandit
£24.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
Booted Up Bandit may be the kinkiest puppy in the pack! He knows what he likes and how to get the other puppers worked up into a sweat, so he leaves nothing to chance when he put on his favourite fetish gear for a round of fun in the dog bed. Booted Up Bandit arrives to the puppy party dressed in a sexy eye mask, a ball gag in his mouth, an eye-catching red harness and completes the look with horny red boots on his back paws! When Bandit wants to play, he leaves nothing to chance, and the other four-legged friends joining him are ready to get down and dirty with him!
Prowler Pride Mug
£16.66
Show off your Pride as soon as you start your day with a hot cup of coffee or tea. This mug will reinvigorate you as it pays tribute to the LGTBQIA+ community with all the vibrant shades of the rainbow representing different sexual identities. Also featuring the popular Prowler logo and paw print, this mug is sure to bring a sexy smile to your face when you see it in your cupboard.
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Prowler Mug
£16.66
Start your day off with a fun, playful reminder of your kinky side. Featuring the Prowler RED logo in its bold red color along with the signature paw print, this mug stands out with its black brick background that elicits kinky fantasies in its own nondescript way. You’ll be ready to take on your most grueling daily tasks and dominate the day every day of the week with this power mug.
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Penis, Gift Bag
£4.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
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Naughty Penis Balloons (8 Pack)
£4.16
£6.25
Penis Balloons! 8 Naughty Balloon to add entertainment to any evening!
Naughty Gift Bag
£4.99
Let the world know you're naughty with this cheeky gift bag! Naughty but nice, this playful little bag is perfect for adding a bit of fun to any occasion. Pick up a bag and show off your playful side – you won't be sorry!
Mr Limpy Medium Flesh
£11.66
Great for bachelor or bachelorette parties and as a gag gift
It is made of real feel SuperSkin material
Soft, smooth, pliable and stretchy
Completely waterproof
100 percent safe, non-toxic and phthalate free
15.5 cm (base to tip)
Metal Balls Scratcher for Men - Ultimate Funny Gift for Gentleman
£4.99
Experience ultimate comfort and indulge in luxury with our Metal Balls Scratcher for Men. Crafted from high-quality metal, this ball scratcher is designed to provide maximum durability and effectiveness.
Designed with your comfort in mind, our Metal Balls Scratcher features a gentle and ergonomic design that contours perfectly to your body's unique shape. Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to precise and pain-free scratching.
Not only does our Metal Balls Scratcher offer functionality, but it is also a statement piece. Add a touch of sophistication to your self-care routine with this luxurious accessory.
Featuring premium metal construction, our ball scratcher is not only stylish but also built to last. You can trust in its durability, ensuring that it will be a part of your grooming routine for years to come.
Key features and benefits:
Precise and pain-free scratching thanks to its gentle and ergonomic design.
Durable construction, crafted from premium metal.
Experience the luxury of self-care with our Metal Balls Scratcher. Whether you're unwinding in your favorite robe or seeking a moment of tranquility, this scratcher is the perfect companion.
Elevate your grooming routine with our Metal Balls Scratcher. It combines luxury and functionality, providing you with the utmost comfort and relief.
Specifications:
Material: Premium Metal
Treat yourself or surprise a gentleman in your life with the ultimate funny gift. Order our Metal Balls Scratcher today and experience the epitome of luxury and functionality.
Inlfatable Willy
£12.49
20 inches!
Sucker base
Wristband
This head-turning inflatable willy is guaranteed to add a little fun to any get together – especially a Hen Night! This inflatable is 52cm in length and even comes with a handy wristband and a sucker on the base, so that this inflatable willy can sit proudly upright on any hard surface.
Inflatable Boobs
£5.83
The Inflatable Boobs are perfect for a Stag Do! They'll definitely bring the fun to the party!
I fucking love you, Gift Bag
£4.99
Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!