Dear Santa... | My Naughty Christmas List

Santa Claus

Santa's Workshop

North Pole

The Arctic

 

Santa Baby,

I've been an awful good girl... (honest).

So with just over a month to go I've written my Christmas list for you!
Satisfyer Pro Penguin: Next Generation Clitoral Vibrator

First of all, I would really love the Satisfyer Pro Penguin. I'm yet to try any toys that use the new "suction" technology, and I've read so many great reviews (like this Oh Joy Sex Toy one), which have left me eager to see how this dapper little penguin performs. Plus, its antarctic styling is so perfect for winter, and even better for Christmas with its sweet bow-tie.

 

Noir Handmade Chiffon minidress with eco-leather choker and belt

 

I have also had my eye on this gorgeous Noir Handmade dress since it first arrived at Scandals. And as it is party season, I think with a bodysuit underneath and some leggings this would make a great party outfit! The chiffon is so luxe yet light, and I would love to twirl and prance around in this floaty skirt.

 

b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite

 

Last but not least... the b-Vibe Rimming Plug in petite. Just a short while ago Cat (one of the superstar owners of Scandals who's birthday it is tomorrow- Happy Birthday Cat!!) and I were talking about the things we'd like to see sex toy designers incorporate more often. Like remote controls for vibrating butt plugs to save on any fumbling fingers after insertion. Et voilà! The b-Vibe rechargeable plug. Complete with rotating internal beads which simulate rimming. Need I say more?

So Santa, I really do believe in you, lets see if you believe in me...

What's on your naughty Christmas list this year? Give that special someone a clue by sharing this post along with your wishes, and maybe you'll be in for a treat come Christmas morning.

 


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