We've all been there: you're a busy person, you've got a lot on your plate. You're enjoying the festive season, sipping mulled wine, putting up your Christmas tree, sending Christmas cards to people you stopped regularly speaking to 3 years ago, and getting Wham'd by the overly chatty Uber driver and his Christmas playlist. It's fine, December has just started, you've still got a few more weeks to sort out presents.

Until...

Since when is it the 17th of December?! What do you mean I only have a week to get the gifts sorted?!

Lucky for you I've got plenty of ideas for perfect pressies at a number of different price points.

£5 - £20

Not the pants your Ma normally slips into your stocking! Why not treat them to some lacy goodness? We've got thongs, french knickers, and even some for the boys.

Slip a little extra excitement into their stocking and you're sure to be thanked come Christmas morning. This stimulating gel builds to a totally unique tingling sensation once applied to erogenous zones and comes in handy 1ml sachets. Read our blog post about Oh! Holy Mary for more information.

If manual vibrations are more their thing then consider giving them an OVO vibrator this year. These German engineered vibrators are powerful, made of body-safe silicone and ABS plastic, and also very discreet.

Why not give them two gifts in one, by including a voucher for a massage from you (or maybe one for each body part, plus an XXX one for an erotic massage 😏), along with some gorgeously scented oils? We also have massage candles to bring some extra heat.

£20 - £50

They don't need to have a sweet tooth to enjoy this box of goodies. These Rocks Off vibrators are the perfect collection of internal and external toys that already come in their own beautiful gift box.

Babydolls are amongst these easiest lingerie items to gift. You don't have to get sizing exact with these because their soft, flowing silhouette is flexible through sizes and body shapes. They're also wonderful gifts for people who don't feel comfortable dressing up in the full garter and stockings set, but still want something to make them feel sexy in themselves. 

Lelo are one of the most luxury adult toy makers in the world, making the Bob a real treat for those both new to and experienced in prostate massage. Silky soft silicone, which is firm enough to hit exactly the right (P-)spot, and an easy to grip handle allows either of you full control over the experience.

£50 - £100

Hayden by Jil is a toy that both of you can thoroughly enjoy! All of the Jil vibrators are super flexible and 100% silicone allow for so many pleasurable possibilities. Hayden's particular shape makes it ideal for accompanying penetrative sex, or for hands free dual vibrations.

However, if you want the gift to be completely all about them, then the Aurora could be the perfect vibrator. Based on the magic wand design, this is an incredibly powerful vibrator which can be used on any body: on nipples, clitorises, frenulums, shafts, perineums, or even as a classic massage tool on aching muscles! The Aurora also has the bonus of being wireless and totally waterproof.

If your sexual penchant swings more towards the darker side of things, then look no further than this premium BDSM kit. All the equipment you could ever need for a thoroughly fun S&M scene, plus game cards to inspire you in your naughty adventures.

£100+

Fans of anal play need look no further than b-Vibe's award winning line of remote control toys. Totally bodysafe, super powerful, and very suitable for prolonged use. Why not experiment with your inner exhibitionist by having them wear these out to any post-Christmas parties, all while you remain in control of every vibration.

Want to gift something sparkly but fear that jewellery is a bit cliché? This luxury whip will take your BDSM play to a new level with it's soft but stingy suede tassels and crystal emebellished, gold-plated handle.

If he's been a very good boy this year then maybe he deserves the gift of unlimited blow jobs. The Autoblow 2+ is a mains powered masturbator that is guaranteed to get you in the good books for years to come.

Finally, we're not saying this is a competition but... if you wanna win Christmas, this is the one. The Extreme Power engine is the sex machine of their wildest dreams. Compatible with Vac-U-Lock toys, just attach, lube up and go. And go. And go.