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Candy Bra and G-String Se...
£10.83
Indulge in a unique treat that combines luxury with playful seduction. The Lovers Candy Bra and G-String Set is more than just lingerie; it’s an experience that tantalises both sight and taste. Crafted from an exquisite selection of hundreds of strawberry-flavoured sweets, this delightful set resembles the sweet necklaces and bracelets that evoke nostalgic memories from your childhood.Imagine slipping into this tantalising ensemble and feeling the soft, vibrant sweets against your skin. The Lovers Candy Bra features a beautifully designed cup that provides support while making a bold statement. The matching G-string completes the set, ensuring you feel playful and adventurous as you embrace your sensual side.Designed for those who seek to add a whimsical touch to their intimate moments, this Candy Bra and G-String Set promises not just style but also flirtation. Great fun meets great fruit taste, allowing you to entertain and enchant your partner in a witty, romantic way. It’s the perfect attire for special occasions or simply to spice up a casual evening.
Crafted from edible sweets, offering a unique sensory experience perfect for playful encounters.
Flattering design that accentuates curves while providing comfort and confidence.
Whether you’re celebrating a romantic occasion or just want to express your playful side, this Candy Bra and G-String Set will surely delight. Allow yourself to be swept away into a world of playful romance, where sweetness meets seduction. Let the fun begin as you slip into this enchanting set—after all, who could resist the allure of lingerie made from sweets? Experience the magic of the Lovers Candy Bra and G-String Set today!
Plush Pillow Breasts
£8.33
Plush cushion in a breasts design
With large nipples
24 x 37 x 19 cm
To snuggle in!Soft plush cushion with plump breasts and large pink nipples. Size: 24 x 37 x 19 cm. 100% polyester.
Gliterrati Penis Cocktail...
£4.99
Our 5-inch paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a non-shedding glittery penis applique. Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze) is made of high-quality materials and is on-trend for the bachelorette season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins, and more!
I fucking love you, Gift Bag
£4.99
Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!
Glitter Penis, Gift Bag
£4.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Penis, Gift Bag
£4.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Scandals Santa Christmas ...
£5.83
Show some and festive spirit with the Santa Christmas Thong Make a statement and add some spark to your festivities !Let your adventurous spirit out and feel jolly this season!
Santa Mankini with Antler...
from £14.16
Santa Mankini with Antler Jingle Bells Bracelets The perfect one-and-done holiday look! Rock the festive vibes with a jingle-filled Santa Mankini and stylish antler accessories. You'll be sure to be the life of any Yuletide celebration!
Penis Shooters-Shot Glasses
£2.08
Each shooter holds approximately 3.5 oz. and comes packaged in a vibrantly colored 12-pack display. Our standard display comes with our three most popular colors: blue, pink, and purple.
Prowler RED Puppies-Roped...
£16.66
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
With his submissive nature bubbling up to the surface, Roped Up Rover has got himself trussed up in bondage rope and is ready for a dominant pup to take control of him! This naughty leather pup has always wanted to be tied up in rope and let others have his way with him. He’s so naughty in fact, he even prefers it when you put an eye mask on him, so he can’t see who is performing hot and horny things to him. Roped Up Rover is definitely a sub in the dog bed and is the best boy as he patiently sits by your feet, fully restrained, and ready for any other horny puppies to watch as he gets his rocks off!
Prowler Pride Mug
£16.66
Show off your Pride as soon as you start your day with a hot cup of coffee or tea. This mug will reinvigorate you as it pays tribute to the LGTBQIA+ community with all the vibrant shades of the rainbow representing different sexual identities. Also featuring the popular Prowler logo and paw print, this mug is sure to bring a sexy smile to your face when you see it in your cupboard.
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Prowler Mug
£16.66
Start your day off with a fun, playful reminder of your kinky side. Featuring the Prowler RED logo in its bold red color along with the signature paw print, this mug stands out with its black brick background that elicits kinky fantasies in its own nondescript way. You’ll be ready to take on your most grueling daily tasks and dominate the day every day of the week with this power mug.
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Dirty Penis, Gift Bag
£7.49
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Dirty Boob Plates
£7.49
Don't just settle for ordinary! Give your chest the royal treatment with our Boob Plate! With its luxurious design and intricate pattern, it'll be the talk of the town! Put the 'boom' in your look with our Boob Plate!
Dirty Penis Napkins
£7.49
Make the party you throw a night to remember with these unique Dick Napkins! Fun and whimsical, these 2 ply napkins will make guests smile while providing a useful necessity. Soak up the mess with a side of smiles!
Golden F-U Finger Trophy
£16.66
Elevate your award-giving game with the extraordinary Golden F-U Finger Trophy, exquisitely crafted by Little Genie. This striking trophy combines humour with elegance, making it the ideal gift for those who excel in wit and character. Whether you are celebrating a friend’s snarky comments, recognising a colleague’s playful sarcasm, or simply acknowledging someone who has mastered the art of sass, this trophy is sure to make a statement.
Designed with attention to detail, the Golden F-U Finger Trophy stands tall, gleaming in a radiant gold finish. Its unique design not only adds a touch of luxury but also makes it an excellent conversation starter. This trophy is perfect for display on shelves, desks, or cabinets, adding personality and charm to any space.
Unique Design: The trophy features an iconic golden finger salute, symbolising cheeky humour and playful banter.
High-Quality Craftsmanship: Made with premium materials, this trophy is built to last and shine brilliantly for years.
Show your appreciation for those who give you a good laugh or the ultimate side-eye. The Golden F-U Finger Trophy is more than just an award; it’s a celebration of personality and boldness. Present it during events, parties, or even as a light-hearted gesture among friends. It’s the perfect layer of sass for any occasion.
Don’t miss the chance to honour your favourite F-U-per with this one-of-a-kind trophy. With its blend of luxury and humour, it’s the ideal gift for birthdays, promotions, or simply because you feel like celebrating a true character.
Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold ...
£12.49
Make your special occasion sparkle and shine with the Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! This gorgeous balloon features a stunning rose gold color that will add a touch of sophistication and glam to any celebration. Whether you're throwing a bridal shower or a birthday party, this sparkly rose gold balloon will add the perfect amount of bling! 💎
Glitterati Penis, Party N...
£8.33
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Penis Napkins will elevate your next Bachelorette party to VIP status. Our elegant two-ply, 7" paper napkins are on-trend for this wedding season and feature fun metallic stamped penises (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each package contains eight 7" penis napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Penis balloons, plates, candles and more!
After Sex Soap Bar
£7.49
Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!
Anus Soap
£8.33
This anus always smells great, and will make you smell great too. Cleaning yourself (or someone else) will be ultimately amusing with this anus shaped soap.
Scandalous Butt Plug Candle
from £6.66
Ass-ure yourself of some romance with this exceptional candle. It will add a spark to your anal fantasy! This decorative candle is deliciously provocative, sexy and definitively a mood setter like no other.
X-Rated Birthday Party De...
£3.33
Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special!
8 Hats
8 Balloons
8 Cups
8 7" plates
2 Sheets wrapping paper
From Little Genie
Boob Pillow - Plush Cushi...
£14.99
Introducing the ultimate conversation starter and plush luxury item: our exquisite Plush Pillow “Breasts.” This captivating piece transcends ordinary home decor, offering a unique blend of comfort and playful charm. Expertly designed for those who appreciate both whimsy and elegance, this Boob Pillow will surely enhance your living space.Crafted with 100% polyester, the Plush Pillow “Breasts” features a delightful design complete with charming pink nipples. Measuring an ample size of 24 x 37 x 19 cm, it strikes the perfect balance between aesthetic appeal and functional comfort. Whether you are lounging on your sofa, seeking a fun addition to your bedroom, or gifting it to a friend with a great sense of humour, this pillow is sure to impress.Not only does our Boob Pillow serve as a playful accessory, but it also provides a range of benefits that elevate your home decor experience:
Unmatched Comfort: Its plush construction ensures that you enjoy delightful support for your neck or back while adding an element of fun to any room.
Unique Design: The eye-catching appearance of this pillow effortlessly captures attention, making it a perfect topic of conversation during gatherings and parties.
This plush pillow isn't just a decorative item; it’s an embodiment of comfort and creativity, making it an ideal addition to your lifestyle. Elevate your home with a piece that reflects your individuality and taste. Enjoy the luxurious feel and make your space more inviting today with the Plush Pillow “Breasts” – a pillow that is not just about comfort but also about expressing your unique personality.Don’t miss out on the chance to add this extraordinary Boob Pillow to your collection. Experience the perfect blend of comfort, design, and playful spirit that will surely charm both you and your guests!
Ring for Quickie Bell
£3.33
In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way!
This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,Christmas and valentines.
XXXL Joke Condom
£1.66
Warning: This is a novelty item only. It is not intended to be used as a birth control device nor will it protect from STIs or HIV.
MUFF Diver's Watch
£50.00
The MUFF Diving Watch is for the original professional with its distinct deep black textured dial and luminous hands this watch is not for the faint hearted.
The Black and Blue MUFF watch has a high endurance soft black rubber strap, a uni-directional rotating bezel, a date window and a screw down crown for water-resistance to 10atms (330ft)
The weight of the solid stainless steel head combined with the soft rubber strap gives MUFF Diving a new meaning; wear it if you dare
Colour: Black & Blue
Hen Night L Plates
£2.49
Make sure that everyone knows that there is a Hen Party is progress with these 2 fun 'L' plate with a cord to hang them. Maybe someone will even treat the Hen and the rest of her entourage to a drink.
Dick and Balls Hat - Adul...
£8.33
Welcome to a realm of sophistication and whimsy with our extraordinary Dick and Balls Hat. Elevate your headwear game with this avant-garde creation that exudes charm and playfulness.
This plush cap transcends traditional boundaries, featuring a striking design with pronounced penis and testicles adorning its crown. Crafted from premium 100% polyester, it offers a luxurious feel and exceptional durability.
Stand out in style: Make a bold statement with the unique and daring design of this hat.
Unmatched comfort: Experience supreme comfort with the softness of the plush fabric that envelops your head.
Indulge in the whimsical allure of this hand-wash-only masterpiece, requiring just a gentle touch to keep it looking pristine. The easy maintenance ensures that you can always flaunt your sartorial flair effortlessly.
One size fits most, making this unmatched piece a versatile addition to your accessory collection. Perfect for a touch of whimsy at casual gatherings or as a conversation starter at social events, the Dick and Balls Hat promises to bring joy and laughter wherever you go.
Embrace the unexpected, embrace the extraordinary – with the Dick and Balls Hat, every moment becomes an opportunity to showcase your unique sense of style.
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner
£5.83
Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember.
Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party
Add a special touch to the bachelorette party
Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party
Will show your true feelings about the party
Great inexpensive way to add additional flair
Christmas Raffle Ticket
£0.83
Worth £69.99 ( and many many orgasms ) be in with a chance of winning this delightful award winning little toy!
The handy design of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin especially impresses newcomers to sensual solo play with its cute shape and simple use. The curved head on this pressure wave vibrator creates never-experienced-before climaxes with 11 different programs. The rechargeable batteries make it ready for any adventure.
The lucky Winner will be contacted in December- just in time for Christmas!
All proceeds will go towards the wonderful Terrence Higgins Trust & our staff Christmas party!
Bondage Bearz
£29.16
Meet the Bondage Bearz - each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!