"We have shopped here for years and even since moving out of the area are regular customers of Scandals, either ordering from them online or making the trip to visit their store. The service is second to none, the quality and range of their products are fantastic and the team are so friendly. We can not recommend Scandals enough."
Scandals Santa Christmas Thong Novelty Scandals Scandals Santa Christmas Thong Novelty Scandals
Scandals Santa Christmas Thong £6.99
Show some and festive spirit with the Santa Christmas Thong Make a statement and add some spark to your festivities !Let your adventurous spirit out and feel jolly this season!
Inflatable Boobs
Inflatable Boobs £6.99
The Inflatable Boobs are perfect for a Stag Do! They'll definitely bring the fun to the party!
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner £6.99
Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember. Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party Add a special touch to the bachelorette party Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party Will show your true feelings about the party Great inexpensive way to add additional flair
Ball Scratcher Ball Scratcher
Metal Balls Scratcher for Men - Ultimate Funny Gift for Gentleman £5.99
Experience ultimate comfort and indulge in luxury with our Metal Balls Scratcher for Men. Crafted from high-quality metal, this ball scratcher is designed to provide maximum durability and effectiveness. Designed with your comfort in mind, our Metal Balls Scratcher features a gentle and ergonomic design that contours perfectly to your body's unique shape. Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to precise and pain-free scratching. Not only does our Metal Balls Scratcher offer functionality, but it is also a statement piece. Add a touch of sophistication to your self-care routine with this luxurious accessory. Featuring premium metal construction, our ball scratcher is not only stylish but also built to last. You can trust in its durability, ensuring that it will be a part of your grooming routine for years to come. Key features and benefits: Precise and pain-free scratching thanks to its gentle and ergonomic design. Durable construction, crafted from premium metal. Experience the luxury of self-care with our Metal Balls Scratcher. Whether you're unwinding in your favorite robe or seeking a moment of tranquility, this scratcher is the perfect companion. Elevate your grooming routine with our Metal Balls Scratcher. It combines luxury and functionality, providing you with the utmost comfort and relief. Specifications: Material: Premium Metal Treat yourself or surprise a gentleman in your life with the ultimate funny gift. Order our Metal Balls Scratcher today and experience the epitome of luxury and functionality.
Gliterrati Penis Cocktail straws Novelty Shots ( NsNovelties)
Gliterrati Penis Cocktail straws £5.99
Our 5-inch paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a non-shedding glittery penis applique. Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze) is made of high-quality materials and is on-trend for the bachelorette season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins, and more!
I fucking love you, Gift Bag Novelty Little Genie (ABS) I fucking love you, Gift Bag Novelty Little Genie (ABS)
I fucking love you, Gift Bag £5.99
Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!
Naughty Gift Bag Novelty Little Genie (ABS)
Naughty Gift Bag £5.99
Let the world know you're naughty with this cheeky gift bag! Naughty but nice, this playful little bag is perfect for adding a bit of fun to any occasion. Pick up a bag and show off your playful side – you won't be sorry!
Glitter Penis, Gift Bag Novelty Little Genie (Shots)
Glitter Penis, Gift Bag £5.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Penis, Gift Bag Novelty Little Genie (Shots) Penis, Gift Bag Novelty Little Genie (Shots)
Penis, Gift Bag £5.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
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Naughty Penis Balloons (8 Pack) £4.99 £7.50
Penis Balloons! 8 Naughty Balloon to add entertainment to any evening!
Classified Novelty Pouches Classified Novelty Pouches
Classified Novelty Pouches £4.99
Fun novelty gift. Men's Classified Pouches/Briefs.
Ring For SEX Bell Ring For SEX Bell
Ring For SEX Bell £3.99
One ring for Ready Now! Two Rings for Be Quick! Three Rings if you're Desperate! In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,christmas and valentines. 
X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations
X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations £3.99
Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special! 8 Hats 8 Balloons 8 Cups 8 7" plates 2 Sheets wrapping paper  From Little Genie 
Ring for Quickie Bell Ring for Quickie Bell
Ring for Quickie Bell £3.99
In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,Christmas and valentines. 
Win Over £100 Worth of Toys In Our PRIDE PRIZE DRAW Win Over £100 Worth of Toys In Our PRIDE PRIZE DRAW
Pride Prize Draw: Win £100+ Worth of Vibrant Toys! £1.00
To celebrate Pride, which is happening in Liverpool on the 28th and 29th of July this year, we are giving away over £100 worth of toys to one lucky winner! At the same time, we wanted to take this opportunity to give back to one of our favourite charities that we have supported in the past: Terrence Higgens Trust. For more information, click HERE. You can buy as many raffle tickets as you want with your order, each counts as one entry. Winner will be announced Tuesday 31st July. Prizes: Colours Pride Edition 6" Wave Dildo worth £29.99 Colours Pride Edition 8" Dildo worth £54.99 Pride Play Set worth £14.99 10x Pride Condoms worth £4.99 GOOD LUCK!
Christmas Raffle Ticket Christmas Raffle Ticket
Christmas Raffle Ticket £1.00
Worth £69.99 ( and many many orgasms ) be in with a chance of winning this delightful award winning little toy! The handy design of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin especially impresses newcomers to sensual solo play with its cute shape and simple use. The curved head on this pressure wave vibrator creates never-experienced-before climaxes with 11 different programs. The rechargeable batteries make it ready for any adventure. The lucky Winner will be contacted in December- just in time for Christmas! All proceeds will go towards the wonderful Terrence Higgins Trust & our staff Christmas party!  

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