"We have shopped here for years and even since moving out of the area are regular customers of Scandals, either ordering from them online or making the trip to visit their store. The service is second to none, the quality and range of their products are fantastic and the team are so friendly. We can not recommend Scandals enough."
Anus Soap Anus Soap
Anus Soap £11.99
This anus always smells great, and will make you smell great too. Cleaning yourself (or someone else) will be ultimately amusing with this anus shaped soap.
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Gregory Pecker Inflatable Willy - 27" | Non-Slip, Coloured Head | Perfect for Parties £11.99
Celebrate with sophistication and laughter with the extraordinary Gregory Pecker Inflatable Willy! Designed to bring joy and amusement to any occasion, this 27" masterpiece is perfect for stag, hen, bachelor, and bachelorette parties. With his undeniable charm and sleek elegance, Gregory Pecker is the life of the party. His suave persona and well-spoken demeanor make him the ultimate conversation starter. From the moment he enters the room, his cheesy grin and brilliantly colored head (differing from the shaft) captivate everyone's attention. Made for non-stop excitement, Gregory is easy to grab and offers a secure grip for all your thrills and spills. No need to worry about slippery situations! Let loose and experience endless fun with this non-slip inflatable willy. To add an extra dose of laughter to your festivities, the inflation nozzle is cleverly located at the tip. This playful design detail is sure to elicit giggles and create a memorable experience for everyone involved. Key features and benefits of the Gregory Pecker Inflatable Willy: 27" size for a bold and eye-catching presence Non-slip construction ensures safety during wild celebrations Embrace the luxury of laughter and create unforgettable memories with the remarkable Gregory Pecker Inflatable Willy. Prepare to be entertained and revel in the unique charm of this one-of-a-kind party accessory. Celebrate with style and elegance, and let Gregory Pecker be the life of your next event.
Mr Limpy Medium Flesh
Mr Limpy Medium Flesh £13.99
Great for bachelor or bachelorette parties and as a gag gift It is made of real feel SuperSkin material Soft, smooth, pliable and stretchy Completely waterproof 100 percent safe, non-toxic and phthalate free 15.5 cm (base to tip)
Beginners Furry Handcuffs
Beginners Furry Handcuffs £14.00
Cuffs have easy to release lock and small connecting chain Perfect for beginners Lined with soft fur that will give you both tease and pleasure They come with a quick-release button in case you lose the key These soft, comfortable fur cuffs keep your lover constrained and looking sex
Boobies Cap and penis Caps
Boobies Cap and penis Caps £14.99
Plush cap with pronounced tits and nips on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only. One size fits most also Penis Cap available
D*ck and Balls Hat
Dick and Balls Hat £14.99
Plush cap with pronounced penis and testicles on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only ( two shakes and your playing with it ). One size fits most Put the cock in your cap with this fun, lighthearted design. It's sure to bring a smile to any face, no matter the occasion!
Break-A-Way Thong Break-A-Way Thong
Break-A-Way Thong £14.99
Put on a sexy show and strip down to this tiny Envy Break-A-Way thong . This male thong is made with a stretchy, form fitting material that provides support in the front and stays secure around the waist. This thong also features a break-a-way closure on the front for effortless and quick removal.
Inlfatable Willy
Inlfatable Willy £14.99
20 inches! Sucker base Wristband This head-turning inflatable willy is guaranteed to add a little fun to any get together – especially a Hen Night! This inflatable is 52cm in length and even comes with a handy wristband and a sucker on the base, so that this inflatable willy can sit proudly upright on any hard surface.  
Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon £14.99
Make your special occasion sparkle and shine with the Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! This gorgeous balloon features a stunning rose gold color that will add a touch of sophistication and glam to any celebration. Whether you're throwing a bridal shower or a birthday party, this sparkly rose gold balloon will add the perfect amount of bling! 💎
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Santa Mankini with Antler Jingle Bells Bracelets from £16.99
Santa Mankini with Antler Jingle Bells Bracelets The perfect one-and-done holiday look! Rock the festive vibes with a jingle-filled Santa Mankini and stylish antler accessories. You'll be sure to be the life of any Yuletide celebration!
Glitterati Penis Foil Curtain, Set of 2
Glitterati Penis Foil Curtain, Set of 2 £18.99
Unleash your inner diva with these Glitterati Penis Foil Curtains! Perfect for adding a little sparkle to any room, these curtains come in a set of 2 and are sure to be the life of the party. With their whimsical design, they will make sure your decor stands out - like a diamond in the rough! 💎
Prowler Mug Prowler Mug
Prowler Mug £19.99
Start your day off with a fun, playful reminder of your kinky side. Featuring the Prowler RED logo in its bold red color along with the signature paw print, this mug stands out with its black brick background that elicits kinky fantasies in its own nondescript way. You’ll be ready to take on your most grueling daily tasks and dominate the day every day of the week with this power mug. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Prowler Pride Mug Prowler Pride Mug
Prowler Pride Mug £19.99
Show off your Pride as soon as you start your day with a hot cup of coffee or tea. This mug will reinvigorate you as it pays tribute to the LGTBQIA+ community with all the vibrant shades of the rainbow representing different sexual identities. Also featuring the popular Prowler logo and paw print, this mug is sure to bring a sexy smile to your face when you see it in your cupboard. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Wanking Lube (500ml)
Wanking Lube (500ml) £20.99
There is always a happy ending after several ups-and-downs. S-Line lube is a water-based lubricant. Suitable for use with latex condoms. Dermatologically tested, fat-free, colourless, odourless and tasteless. Directions for use: Apply as much gel as you want on the body part that you want and repeat as often as you like. Keep out of reach of little children. Store in a cool, dark place.
Slide Your Poll In My Hole . Water Based Lube
Slide Your Poll In My Hole . Water Based Lube £20.99
Hard poles in wet holes, a perfect pair. Anal sex can be a daunting experience for some, but with S-Line Anal Lube the experience just got a whole lot better. Just apply enough gel for sufficient lubrication and experience a tingly numbing sensation that will have your anus relaxed in no time. Please store in a cool, dark place. Keep out of reach of children.
Golden F-U Finger Trophy Golden F-U Finger Trophy
Golden F-U Finger Trophy £24.99
Reward your favorite F-U-per with this golden finger trophy! Perfect for acknowledging the champions of sass, this award is sure to be a hit with anyone who appreciates subtle (or not so subtle) shade!
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Prowler RED Puppies-Captain Chains £29.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to! Captain Chains is fully kitted out and ready for some BDSM action! This horny little pup knows what he wants and needs to get him panting and drooling in his secret sex kennel, so he’s dug out his finest fetish accessories and is ready to play! Captain Chains loves when he is collared and cuffed, along with his trusty sturdy chains attached to them, so he is ready for those feral puppies to come and ravage him. He also likes to complete his sexy outfit with an eye mask to let the hounds know he is raring to go and start playing!
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Prowler RED Puppies-Booted Up Bandit £29.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to! Booted Up Bandit may be the kinkiest puppy in the pack! He knows what he likes and how to get the other puppers worked up into a sweat, so he leaves nothing to chance when he put on his favourite fetish gear for a round of fun in the dog bed. Booted Up Bandit arrives to the puppy party dressed in a sexy eye mask, a ball gag in his mouth, an eye-catching red harness and completes the look with horny red boots on his back paws! When Bandit wants to play, he leaves nothing to chance, and the other four-legged friends joining him are ready to get down and dirty with him!
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Prowler RED Puppies-Roped Up Rover £29.99
Meet the Prowler Puppies- each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to! With his submissive nature bubbling up to the surface, Roped Up Rover has got himself trussed up in bondage rope and is ready for a dominant pup to take control of him! This naughty leather pup has always wanted to be tied up in rope and let others have his way with him. He’s so naughty in fact, he even prefers it when you put an eye mask on him, so he can’t see who is performing hot and horny things to him. Roped Up Rover is definitely a sub in the dog bed and is the best boy as he patiently sits by your feet, fully restrained, and ready for any other horny puppies to watch as he gets his rocks off!
Bondage Bearz Bondage Bearz
Bondage Bearz £34.99
Meet the Bondage Bearz - each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
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Unihorn Heart Throb £39.99 £45.00
Fulfil your quest and open the realm of fantasy with this perfect pleasure companion. From its smooth, soft coat to its magically engineered pulsing mouth, this small but mighty unicorn vibe has the power to create breath-taking orgasms that are out of this world. Super powerful 20 mix ‘n’ match pleasure settings Water resistant Super soft body safe silicone Deluxe dual motor
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Unihorn Mount'n Peak £39.99 £45.00
 When it comes to pleasure, everyone has their own individual pleasure peak, and this heavenly vibe is sure to find yours. From its sensuous soft body and pointy tongue to its deliciously swirling tongue, this enchanting steed has everything you need to take you from teasing to thrilling in just a few buttons. Super powerful 20 mix ‘n’ match pleasure settings Water resistant Super soft body safe silicone Deluxe dual motor

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