"We have shopped here for years and even since moving out of the area are regular customers of Scandals, either ordering from them online or making the trip to visit their store. The service is second to none, the quality and range of their products are fantastic and the team are so friendly. We can not recommend Scandals enough."
Win Over £100 Worth of Toys In Our PRIDE PRIZE DRAW Win Over £100 Worth of Toys In Our PRIDE PRIZE DRAW
Pride Prize Draw: Win £100+ Worth of Vibrant Toys! £1.00
To celebrate Pride, which is happening in Liverpool on the 28th and 29th of July this year, we are giving away over £100 worth of toys to one lucky winner! At the same time, we wanted to take this opportunity to give back to one of our favourite charities that we have supported in the past: Terrence Higgens Trust. For more information, click HERE. You can buy as many raffle tickets as you want with your order, each counts as one entry. Winner will be announced Tuesday 31st July. Prizes: Colours Pride Edition 6" Wave Dildo worth £29.99 Colours Pride Edition 8" Dildo worth £54.99 Pride Play Set worth £14.99 10x Pride Condoms worth £4.99 GOOD LUCK!
Classified Novelty Pouches Classified Novelty Pouches
Classified Novelty Pouches £4.99
Fun novelty gift. Men's Classified Pouches/Briefs.
Christmas Raffle Ticket Christmas Raffle Ticket
Christmas Raffle Ticket £1.00
Worth £69.99 ( and many many orgasms ) be in with a chance of winning this delightful award winning little toy! The handy design of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin especially impresses newcomers to sensual solo play with its cute shape and simple use. The curved head on this pressure wave vibrator creates never-experienced-before climaxes with 11 different programs. The rechargeable batteries make it ready for any adventure. The lucky Winner will be contacted in December- just in time for Christmas! All proceeds will go towards the wonderful Terrence Higgins Trust & our staff Christmas party!  
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner £6.99
Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember. Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party Add a special touch to the bachelorette party Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party Will show your true feelings about the party Great inexpensive way to add additional flair
Naughty Penis Balloons (8 Pack)
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Naughty Penis Balloons (8 Pack) £4.99 £7.50
Penis Balloons! 8 Naughty Balloon to add entertainment to any evening!
Boobies Cap and penis Caps
Boobies Cap and penis Caps £14.99
Plush cap with pronounced tits and nips on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only. One size fits most also Penis Cap available
D*ck and Balls Hat
Dick and Balls Hat £14.99
Plush cap with pronounced penis and testicles on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only ( two shakes and your playing with it ). One size fits most Put the cock in your cap with this fun, lighthearted design. It's sure to bring a smile to any face, no matter the occasion!
Dicky Water Gun
Dicky Water Gun £8.99
When you really want to squirt - just fill, aim and squeeze.Every Bachelorette posse needs a pecker gun for protection. This one will bring laughs and fun to everyone. The Dicky Water Gun is approx 26.cm in size.
Ring for Quickie Bell Ring for Quickie Bell
Ring for Quickie Bell £3.99
In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,Christmas and valentines. 
Inflatable Boobs
Inflatable Boobs £6.99
The Inflatable Boobs are perfect for a Stag Do! They'll definitely bring the fun to the party!
Mr Limpy Medium Flesh
Mr Limpy Medium Flesh £13.99
Great for bachelor or bachelorette parties and as a gag gift It is made of real feel SuperSkin material Soft, smooth, pliable and stretchy Completely waterproof 100 percent safe, non-toxic and phthalate free 15.5 cm (base to tip)
X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations
X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations £3.99
Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special! 8 Hats 8 Balloons 8 Cups 8 7" plates 2 Sheets wrapping paper  From Little Genie 
Ring For SEX Bell Ring For SEX Bell
Ring For SEX Bell £3.99
One ring for Ready Now! Two Rings for Be Quick! Three Rings if you're Desperate! In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,christmas and valentines. 
Inlfatable Willy
Inlfatable Willy £14.99
20 inches! Sucker base Wristband This head-turning inflatable willy is guaranteed to add a little fun to any get together – especially a Hen Night! This inflatable is 52cm in length and even comes with a handy wristband and a sucker on the base, so that this inflatable willy can sit proudly upright on any hard surface.  
Scandalous Butt Plug Candle Scandalous Butt Plug Candle
Scandalous Butt Plug Candle £9.99
Ass-ure yourself of some romance with this exceptional candle. It will add a spark to your anal fantasy! This decorative candle is deliciously provocative, sexy and definitively a mood setter like no other.
Butt Plug Soap Butt Plug Soap
Butt Plug Soap £11.99
We’ve got your ass covered with our naughty butt nice, “soap of the rear”. Not only will it give your bathroom a touch of cl-ASS , butt this bootyfull smelling soap will give you a deep clean while making you feel oh so dirty It also makes a great gift idea for hen parties, stag parties and prison inmates alike
Anus Soap Anus Soap
Anus Soap £11.99
This anus always smells great, and will make you smell great too. Cleaning yourself (or someone else) will be ultimately amusing with this anus shaped soap.
After Sex Soap Bar After Sex Soap Bar
After Sex Soap Bar £8.99
Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!
Glitterati Penis, Party Napkins
Glitterati Penis, Party Napkins £9.99
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Penis Napkins will elevate your next Bachelorette party to VIP status. Our elegant two-ply, 7" paper napkins are on-trend for this wedding season and feature fun metallic stamped penises (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each package contains eight 7" penis napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Penis balloons, plates, candles and more!
Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon £14.99
Make your special occasion sparkle and shine with the Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! This gorgeous balloon features a stunning rose gold color that will add a touch of sophistication and glam to any celebration. Whether you're throwing a bridal shower or a birthday party, this sparkly rose gold balloon will add the perfect amount of bling! 💎
Glitterati Penis Foil Curtain, Set of 2
Glitterati Penis Foil Curtain, Set of 2 £18.99
Unleash your inner diva with these Glitterati Penis Foil Curtains! Perfect for adding a little sparkle to any room, these curtains come in a set of 2 and are sure to be the life of the party. With their whimsical design, they will make sure your decor stands out - like a diamond in the rough! 💎
Golden F-U Finger Trophy Golden F-U Finger Trophy
Golden F-U Finger Trophy £24.99
Reward your favorite F-U-per with this golden finger trophy! Perfect for acknowledging the champions of sass, this award is sure to be a hit with anyone who appreciates subtle (or not so subtle) shade!
Dirty Penis Napkins
Dirty Penis Napkins £8.99
Make the party you throw a night to remember with these unique Dick Napkins! Fun and whimsical, these 2 ply napkins will make guests smile while providing a useful necessity. Soak up the mess with a side of smiles!
Dirty Boob Plates
Dirty Boob Plates £8.99
Don't just settle for ordinary! Give your chest the royal treatment with our Boob Plate! With its luxurious design and intricate pattern, it'll be the talk of the town! Put the 'boom' in your look with our Boob Plate!

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