"We have shopped here for years and even since moving out of the area are regular customers of Scandals, either ordering from them online or making the trip to visit their store. The service is second to none, the quality and range of their products are fantastic and the team are so friendly. We can not recommend Scandals enough."
Gliterrati Penis Cocktail straws
£5.99
Our 5-inch paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a non-shedding glittery penis applique. Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze) is made of high-quality materials and is on-trend for the bachelorette season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins, and more!
Dirty Penis, Gift Bag
£8.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Dirty Penis Napkins
£8.99
Make the party you throw a night to remember with these unique Dick Napkins! Fun and whimsical, these 2 ply napkins will make guests smile while providing a useful necessity. Soak up the mess with a side of smiles!
Dirty Boob Plates
£8.99
Don't just settle for ordinary! Give your chest the royal treatment with our Boob Plate! With its luxurious design and intricate pattern, it'll be the talk of the town! Put the 'boom' in your look with our Boob Plate!
Dicky Water Gun
£8.99
When you really want to squirt - just fill, aim and squeeze.Every Bachelorette posse needs a pecker gun for protection. This one will bring laughs and fun to everyone.
The Dicky Water Gun is approx 26.cm in size.
Dick and Balls Hat
£14.99
Plush cap with pronounced penis and testicles on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only ( two shakes and you're playing with it ). One size fits most Put the cock in your cap with this fun, lighthearted design. It's sure to bring a smile to any face, no matter the occasion!
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner
£6.99
Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember.
Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party
Add a special touch to the bachelorette party
Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party
Will show your true feelings about the party
Great inexpensive way to add additional flair
Boobies Cap and penis Caps
£14.99
Plush cap with pronounced tits and nips on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only. One size fits most
also Penis Cap available
Bondage Bearz
£34.99
Meet the Bondage Bearz - each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
Beginners Furry Handcuffs
£14.00
Cuffs have easy to release lock and small connecting chain
Perfect for beginners
Lined with soft fur that will give you both tease and pleasure
They come with a quick-release button in case you lose the key
These soft, comfortable fur cuffs keep your lover constrained and looking sex
Anus Soap
£11.99
This anus always smells great, and will make you smell great too. Cleaning yourself (or someone else) will be ultimately amusing with this anus shaped soap.
After Sex Soap Bar
£8.99
Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!
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