One ring for Ready Now! Two Rings for Be Quick! Three Rings if you're Desperate! In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,christmas and valentines. 

In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,Christmas and valentines. 

Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special! 8 Hats 8 Balloons 8 Cups 8 7" plates 2 Sheets wrapping paper  From Little Genie 

Fun novelty gift. Men's Classified Pouches/Briefs.

Our 5-inch paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a non-shedding glittery penis applique. Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze) is made of high-quality materials and is on-trend for the bachelorette season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins, and more!

Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪

Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!

Experience ultimate comfort and indulge in luxury with our Metal Balls Scratcher for Men. Crafted from high-quality metal, this ball scratcher is designed to provide maximum durability and effectiveness. Designed with your comfort in mind, our Metal Balls Scratcher features a gentle and ergonomic design that contours perfectly to your body's unique shape. Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to precise and pain-free scratching. Not only does our Metal Balls Scratcher offer functionality, but it is also a statement piece. Add a touch of sophistication to your self-care routine with this luxurious accessory. Featuring premium metal construction, our ball scratcher is not only stylish but also built to last. You can trust in its durability, ensuring that it will be a part of your grooming routine for years to come. Key features and benefits: Precise and pain-free scratching thanks to its gentle and ergonomic design. Durable construction, crafted from premium metal. Experience the luxury of self-care with our Metal Balls Scratcher. Whether you're unwinding in your favorite robe or seeking a moment of tranquility, this scratcher is the perfect companion. Elevate your grooming routine with our Metal Balls Scratcher. It combines luxury and functionality, providing you with the utmost comfort and relief. Specifications: Material: Premium Metal Treat yourself or surprise a gentleman in your life with the ultimate funny gift. Order our Metal Balls Scratcher today and experience the epitome of luxury and functionality.

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Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember. Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party Add a special touch to the bachelorette party Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party Will show your true feelings about the party Great inexpensive way to add additional flair

Ideal for Naughty Cakes or Hen Nights And Any Fun Occasion

Show some and festive spirit with the Santa Christmas Thong Make a statement and add some spark to your festivities !Let your adventurous spirit out and feel jolly this season!

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!

Don't just settle for ordinary! Give your chest the royal treatment with our Boob Plate! With its luxurious design and intricate pattern, it'll be the talk of the town! Put the 'boom' in your look with our Boob Plate!

Make the party you throw a night to remember with these unique Dick Napkins! Fun and whimsical, these 2 ply napkins will make guests smile while providing a useful necessity. Soak up the mess with a side of smiles!

Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪

Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Penis Napkins will elevate your next Bachelorette party to VIP status. Our elegant two-ply, 7" paper napkins are on-trend for this wedding season and feature fun metallic stamped penises (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each package contains eight 7" penis napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Penis balloons, plates, candles and more!

Ass-ure yourself of some romance with this exceptional candle. It will add a spark to your anal fantasy! This decorative candle is deliciously provocative, sexy and definitively a mood setter like no other.

This anus always smells great, and will make you smell great too. Cleaning yourself (or someone else) will be ultimately amusing with this anus shaped soap.

Cuffs have easy to release lock and small connecting chain Perfect for beginners Lined with soft fur that will give you both tease and pleasure They come with a quick-release button in case you lose the key These soft, comfortable fur cuffs keep your lover constrained and looking sex

Plush cap with pronounced tits and nips on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only. One size fits most also Penis Cap available

Make your special occasion sparkle and shine with the Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! This gorgeous balloon features a stunning rose gold color that will add a touch of sophistication and glam to any celebration. Whether you're throwing a bridal shower or a birthday party, this sparkly rose gold balloon will add the perfect amount of bling! 💎

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter and plush luxury item: our exquisite Plush Pillow “Breasts.” This captivating piece transcends ordinary home decor, offering a unique blend of comfort and playful charm. Expertly designed for those who appreciate both whimsy and elegance, this Boob Pillow will surely enhance your living space.Crafted with 100% polyester, the Plush Pillow “Breasts” features a delightful design complete with charming pink nipples. Measuring an ample size of 24 x 37 x 19 cm, it strikes the perfect balance between aesthetic appeal and functional comfort. Whether you are lounging on your sofa, seeking a fun addition to your bedroom, or gifting it to a friend with a great sense of humour, this pillow is sure to impress.Not only does our Boob Pillow serve as a playful accessory, but it also provides a range of benefits that elevate your home decor experience: Unmatched Comfort: Its plush construction ensures that you enjoy delightful support for your neck or back while adding an element of fun to any room. Unique Design: The eye-catching appearance of this pillow effortlessly captures attention, making it a perfect topic of conversation during gatherings and parties. This plush pillow isn't just a decorative item; it’s an embodiment of comfort and creativity, making it an ideal addition to your lifestyle. Elevate your home with a piece that reflects your individuality and taste. Enjoy the luxurious feel and make your space more inviting today with the Plush Pillow “Breasts” – a pillow that is not just about comfort but also about expressing your unique personality.Don’t miss out on the chance to add this extraordinary Boob Pillow to your collection. Experience the perfect blend of comfort, design, and playful spirit that will surely charm both you and your guests!

Start your day off with a fun, playful reminder of your kinky side. Featuring the Prowler RED logo in its bold red color along with the signature paw print, this mug stands out with its black brick background that elicits kinky fantasies in its own nondescript way. You’ll be ready to take on your most grueling daily tasks and dominate the day every day of the week with this power mug. Microwave and dishwasher safe.