"We have shopped here for years and even since moving out of the area are regular customers of Scandals, either ordering from them online or making the trip to visit their store. The service is second to none, the quality and range of their products are fantastic and the team are so friendly. We can not recommend Scandals enough."
Glitter Penis, Gift Bag £4.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
I fucking love you, Gift Bag £4.99
Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!
Metal Balls Scratcher for Men - Ultimate Funny Gift for Gentleman £4.99
Experience ultimate comfort and indulge in luxury with our Metal Balls Scratcher for Men. Crafted from high-quality metal, this ball scratcher is designed to provide maximum durability and effectiveness. Designed with your comfort in mind, our Metal Balls Scratcher features a gentle and ergonomic design that contours perfectly to your body's unique shape. Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to precise and pain-free scratching. Not only does our Metal Balls Scratcher offer functionality, but it is also a statement piece. Add a touch of sophistication to your self-care routine with this luxurious accessory. Featuring premium metal construction, our ball scratcher is not only stylish but also built to last. You can trust in its durability, ensuring that it will be a part of your grooming routine for years to come. Key features and benefits: Precise and pain-free scratching thanks to its gentle and ergonomic design. Durable construction, crafted from premium metal. Experience the luxury of self-care with our Metal Balls Scratcher. Whether you're unwinding in your favorite robe or seeking a moment of tranquility, this scratcher is the perfect companion. Elevate your grooming routine with our Metal Balls Scratcher. It combines luxury and functionality, providing you with the utmost comfort and relief. Specifications: Material: Premium Metal Treat yourself or surprise a gentleman in your life with the ultimate funny gift. Order our Metal Balls Scratcher today and experience the epitome of luxury and functionality.
Naughty Gift Bag £4.99
Let the world know you're naughty with this cheeky gift bag! Naughty but nice, this playful little bag is perfect for adding a bit of fun to any occasion. Pick up a bag and show off your playful side – you won't be sorry!
Penis, Gift Bag £4.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Classified Novelty Pouches £4.16
Fun novelty gift. Men's Classified Pouches/Briefs.
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Naughty Penis Balloons (8 Pack) £4.16 £6.25
Penis Balloons! 8 Naughty Balloon to add entertainment to any evening!
Ring For SEX Bell £3.33
One ring for Ready Now! Two Rings for Be Quick! Three Rings if you're Desperate! In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,christmas and valentines. 
Ring for Quickie Bell £3.33
In the age of complicated technology, communicate in the simplest way! This bright red metal sex bell is a great gift for birthdays,Christmas and valentines. 
X-Rated Birthday Party Decorations £3.33
Enjoy an X-Rated birthday party with these apathetic party decorations, sure to make anyone feel xxxtra special! 8 Hats 8 Balloons 8 Cups 8 7" plates 2 Sheets wrapping paper  From Little Genie 
Christmas Raffle Ticket £0.83
Worth £69.99 ( and many many orgasms ) be in with a chance of winning this delightful award winning little toy! The handy design of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin especially impresses newcomers to sensual solo play with its cute shape and simple use. The curved head on this pressure wave vibrator creates never-experienced-before climaxes with 11 different programs. The rechargeable batteries make it ready for any adventure. The lucky Winner will be contacted in December- just in time for Christmas! All proceeds will go towards the wonderful Terrence Higgins Trust & our staff Christmas party!  

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