"We have shopped here for years and even since moving out of the area are regular customers of Scandals, either ordering from them online or making the trip to visit their store. The service is second to none, the quality and range of their products are fantastic and the team are so friendly. We can not recommend Scandals enough."
After Sex Soap Bar £7.49
Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!
Anus Soap £9.99
This anus always smells great, and will make you smell great too. Cleaning yourself (or someone else) will be ultimately amusing with this anus shaped soap.
Bondage Bearz £29.16
Meet the Bondage Bearz - each with their own kinky twist! Whether you're a fan of fur-ociousness, cudd–leathers, or something in-between, these furry friends are ready to explore your wildest fantasies. Collect them all and find out what kind of mischief they can get up to!
Boobies Cap and penis Caps £12.49
Plush cap with pronounced tits and nips on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only. One size fits most also Penis Cap available
CHEERS BITCHES! Party Banner £5.83
Decorations are essential to every party. The "Cheers Bitches" banner will do the trick. The sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favorite bride-to-be party. A great inexpensive way to add additional flair and add a special touch. It will show your true feelings and it is sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party. Poke some naughtiness and fun with this irresistible treat that makes the perfect cheeky gift for your hen night or bachlorette parties. A fantastic hen party novelty item which makes a brilliant gift for any bride to be. Perfect for blowout summer parties. Will make any party a night to remember. Sparkly banner is perfect to toast your favourite bride-to-be party Add a special touch to the bachelorette party Sassy enough to use for your next girls' night, house party Will show your true feelings about the party Great inexpensive way to add additional flair
Christmas Raffle Ticket £0.83
Worth £69.99 ( and many many orgasms ) be in with a chance of winning this delightful award winning little toy! The handy design of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin especially impresses newcomers to sensual solo play with its cute shape and simple use. The curved head on this pressure wave vibrator creates never-experienced-before climaxes with 11 different programs. The rechargeable batteries make it ready for any adventure. The lucky Winner will be contacted in December- just in time for Christmas! All proceeds will go towards the wonderful Terrence Higgins Trust & our staff Christmas party!  
Classified Novelty Pouches £4.16
Fun novelty gift. Men's Classified Pouches/Briefs.
Dick and Balls Hat £12.49
  Plush cap with pronounced penis and testicles on top. 100% polyester. Hand wash only ( two shakes and you're playing with it ). One size fits most Put the cock in your cap with this fun, lighthearted design. It's sure to bring a smile to any face, no matter the occasion!
Dicky Water Gun £7.49
When you really want to squirt - just fill, aim and squeeze.Every Bachelorette posse needs a pecker gun for protection. This one will bring laughs and fun to everyone. The Dicky Water Gun is approx 26.cm in size.
Dirty Boob Plates £7.49
Don't just settle for ordinary! Give your chest the royal treatment with our Boob Plate! With its luxurious design and intricate pattern, it'll be the talk of the town! Put the 'boom' in your look with our Boob Plate!
Dirty Penis Napkins £7.49
Make the party you throw a night to remember with these unique Dick Napkins! Fun and whimsical, these 2 ply napkins will make guests smile while providing a useful necessity. Soak up the mess with a side of smiles!
Dirty Penis, Gift Bag £7.49
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Gliterrati Penis Cocktail straws £4.99
Our 5-inch paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a non-shedding glittery penis applique. Each pack of eight straws (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze) is made of high-quality materials and is on-trend for the bachelorette season. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins, and more!
Glitter Penis, Gift Bag £4.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon £12.49
Make your special occasion sparkle and shine with the Glitterati 3Ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! This gorgeous balloon features a stunning rose gold color that will add a touch of sophistication and glam to any celebration. Whether you're throwing a bridal shower or a birthday party, this sparkly rose gold balloon will add the perfect amount of bling! 💎
Glitterati Penis Foil Curtain, Set of 2 £15.83
Unleash your inner diva with these Glitterati Penis Foil Curtains! Perfect for adding a little sparkle to any room, these curtains come in a set of 2 and are sure to be the life of the party. With their whimsical design, they will make sure your decor stands out - like a diamond in the rough! 💎
Glitterati Penis, Party Napkins £8.33
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Penis Napkins will elevate your next Bachelorette party to VIP status. Our elegant two-ply, 7" paper napkins are on-trend for this wedding season and feature fun metallic stamped penises (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each package contains eight 7" penis napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Penis balloons, plates, candles and more!
Golden F-U Finger Trophy £20.83
Reward your favorite F-U-per with this golden finger trophy! Perfect for acknowledging the champions of sass, this award is sure to be a hit with anyone who appreciates subtle (or not so subtle) shade!
I fucking love you, Gift Bag £4.99
Show them how much you fucking love them with this charming gift bag! Perfect for any occasion, this bag is sure to leave them feeling the appreciation you have for them!
Inlfatable Willy £12.49
20 inches! Sucker base Wristband This head-turning inflatable willy is guaranteed to add a little fun to any get together – especially a Hen Night! This inflatable is 52cm in length and even comes with a handy wristband and a sucker on the base, so that this inflatable willy can sit proudly upright on any hard surface.  
Metal Balls Scratcher for Men - Ultimate Funny Gift for Gentleman £4.99
Experience ultimate comfort and indulge in luxury with our Metal Balls Scratcher for Men. Crafted from high-quality metal, this ball scratcher is designed to provide maximum durability and effectiveness. Designed with your comfort in mind, our Metal Balls Scratcher features a gentle and ergonomic design that contours perfectly to your body's unique shape. Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to precise and pain-free scratching. Not only does our Metal Balls Scratcher offer functionality, but it is also a statement piece. Add a touch of sophistication to your self-care routine with this luxurious accessory. Featuring premium metal construction, our ball scratcher is not only stylish but also built to last. You can trust in its durability, ensuring that it will be a part of your grooming routine for years to come. Key features and benefits: Precise and pain-free scratching thanks to its gentle and ergonomic design. Durable construction, crafted from premium metal. Experience the luxury of self-care with our Metal Balls Scratcher. Whether you're unwinding in your favorite robe or seeking a moment of tranquility, this scratcher is the perfect companion. Elevate your grooming routine with our Metal Balls Scratcher. It combines luxury and functionality, providing you with the utmost comfort and relief. Specifications: Material: Premium Metal Treat yourself or surprise a gentleman in your life with the ultimate funny gift. Order our Metal Balls Scratcher today and experience the epitome of luxury and functionality.
Mr Limpy Medium Flesh £11.66
Great for bachelor or bachelorette parties and as a gag gift It is made of real feel SuperSkin material Soft, smooth, pliable and stretchy Completely waterproof 100 percent safe, non-toxic and phthalate free 15.5 cm (base to tip)
Penis, Gift Bag £4.99
Make your next party unforgettable with this top-notch Dick Gift Bag! Show up with the perfect gift in hand - jam-packed with goodies fit for a king. Laugh-out-loud and have a blast with your gift exchange like never before! 🤪
Prowler Mug £16.66
Start your day off with a fun, playful reminder of your kinky side. Featuring the Prowler RED logo in its bold red color along with the signature paw print, this mug stands out with its black brick background that elicits kinky fantasies in its own nondescript way. You’ll be ready to take on your most grueling daily tasks and dominate the day every day of the week with this power mug. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

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